Need help avoiding embarrassing armpit stains? You could turn to antiperspirant, but this is the 21st century. There’s a more high-tech solution to sweat-soaked shirt pits.
Check out this amazing new wearable from the East. It’s a clip-on fan that’s slim enough to shove up your shirtsleeve. It has three speed settings, presumably ranging from a gentle breeze to F5 hurricane for the sweatiest of wearers. Think of it as giving nature a helping hand. Your body perspires so that the miracle of evaporation can cool it down. The extra airflow helps magnify the effect.
Power for the fan is supplied by a pair of AAA batteries, and there’s also a second option. On really hot days — or days when your anxiety level is making you sweat buckets — you can even tuck a portable battery back into your pocket and run a micro USB power line over to your pit-fan to keep it running all day long. It’s so discreet that no one will ever know your shame!
Suppose your hotspots are somewhere else. No problem, just move the fan where you need it! Clip it between two buttons on your dress shirt to cool off your chest. Slide it over the waistband of your pants to cool off more… private areas. You could even go Marilyn Monroe style and blow your skirt up with it. Not literally, of course. This little dream machine doesn’t pack that kind of power.
How much will this amazing little device set you back? Just $19! It’s a bargain, really, when you consider the immeasurable cost of a lifetime of embarrassing sweat stains and odor.